Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Dear Internet...

You are a byzantine enigma.

More than 250 denizens of the Internet came to visit The Underwhelming Blog yesterday; thanks for stopping by. *waves*

Of 250 visitors, zero felt compelled to leave a comment. If engagement on a blog is a measure of reader interest then, dear reader, your interest level is somewhere between zip and diddly-squat.

If visitor numbers are a measure of interest in a blog then apparently we have something here.

My guess is you come in the hope of finding enlightenment. Nonplussed, you linger, waiting to be entertained, and leave. Underwhelmed.

I wonder what would whelm you.

3 comments: Commenting makes you sexy.

  1. You are a much better photographer.

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    1. I have your IP address now, Reed.

      *looks up co-ordinates*

      *loads co-ordinates into missile launch system*

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